Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Avengers vs the Dark Side

I can't wait for the Marvel vs. Star Wars movie now that Disney owns both. 

Friday, August 17, 2012

So Spider-man is kind of a jerk...

I was watching tv the other day and noticed something really sucky about the Sony Xperia ad, Spiderman totally just crushed a person getting carjacked, meanwhile the criminal ran off in the background and he didn't even bother to help.  Jameson was right, he's a menace!

Welcome to Phobos

A travel poster done for my church's Children's Ministry, it has a space themed room called Space Station Alpha.

Thursday, August 16, 2012


A little Terminator mashup and propaganda poster for my tag, all in honor of yet another amazing update to my favorite game, Team Fortress 2.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Community Propaganda Poster

This about sums up my response to every bit of bad news I've heard about Season 4's Community.  Season 3 comes out on dvd today!

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Neverending Adventure

Can you guess what two shows I watched today?  I needed a new wallpaper for my desktop and thought I'd make something simple.  Watch out folders, you're about to be sploded!

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


"Page 37
You chose to open the door of infinite were infinitely.  A mecha ninja penguin attacks from the foggy abyss.  In its fin the Broads' broad broadsword glows an eery green, the imprisoned souls of the defeated within flex for release with each labored thrust.  With the forfeiture of a few blades of hair you narrowly dodge the forthcoming attack rolling to the left and careening into an ice wall. Above you a small ledge ordained with cracks releases a few clumps of icy junk.  With the mechanized beast recollected and upright a decision awaits...

If you decide to leap to the ledge turn to page 87.
If you decide to just club the stupid jerk turn to page 54."

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Captain V: The animated series!

I missed the old days of videogame animated commercials and thought it best to reinvent the wheel with Captain Valve.  So just in case Valve ever does in fact create their own video game console I prepared a quick idea for their own show.  Plus production costs would be low since half of the characters never speak!

"Everyday gamer Evan Roberts was playing a stirring game of Half-Life 3 TM on his new Valve Entertainment System TM when suddenly a portal opened and he was transported into a new dimension of his favorite characters.  Now he must do battle against the evil Mother GLaDOS as she attempts to take over Valveland by opening valves and unleashing the worst of the worst from different game worlds!  Join his adventures Saturdays at 6:30 PM PST! CC Provided"

Friday, May 18, 2012

Portal Portraits

This just isn't fair Valve, just as I was trying to get productive again you have to dlc your way back into my heart.  So for you, you sick lab-rat-testing-jerks I give you a quick update, my take on the silhouette portraits, but with chell.  Now back to the testing...

And A Movie

Six seasons?  All I want is the movie!  

"When Evil Abed (Emmy winner Danny Pudi) realizes that the alternate timelines are colliding with each other he knows what he must do, fix the time continuum.  Together with the Greendale Six he must find the hidden ultimate script and mend the gapping potholes before time runs out forever, but when he finds that to save the timelines he must destroy his very own he must choose, save his world or destroy all others.  Will his evil side rule or will his unlikely conscience (voiced by Golden Raspberry nominated Chevy Chase) win out?

Runtime 92 minutes."

Thursday, April 26, 2012

His name was Alex

They say that stars burn brightest before they implode or in this case, explode in a tragic meth lab accident.  This is the case of our beloved fellow student, Alex "Starburns" Osbourne.  Let us remember his caring smile, his gentle laugh and his dedication as a teacher's aide in Chemistry 101 with the Starry Night Memorial Dance.  Dress up as your favorite constellation, chow down on Starburns' famous rock candy and celebrate! 

*please, no Urnaus costumes this year.

Daily Exercise: Cabin In The Woods

Just a quick illustration for The Cabin In The Woods. 

Monday, April 16, 2012

Honest logos.

I just switched to a Galaxy Note after years of iPhone lovin' (and all the many new screens along the way) and have been introduced to the wonderful world of charging every spare second of my life. I thought they both deserved their own accurate honest logo revision.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

M for Mario

V for Vendetta/Mario mash up. I've always wished the Mushroom kingdom would rise up in anonymity, united in the identity of the fallen icon and overthrow their oppressive leader and give me a break from falling down pitfalls.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

double o seven

Just crossed off one of my backlogged to do lists, only 834 more to go! I love vector.

Monday, February 27, 2012

My new cut for my new gang, the Data Hogs!

AT&T has seen fit to cripple my download speeds for the fourth month in a row as I seemingly fall into a new gang of outlaws, the Data Hogs. The top 5% of cell phone unlimited data users have been targeted for, you know...actually using their phones. To celebrate my glutinous ways I have made a skin for my phone to show the world that I unabashedly am a 5%er through which I stream my Gangland and Anarchy exceeding with pleasure my 2gb allotment.

Coming back...surely but slowly.

It's been a bit of a downward slide productively this past year as my son has slowly converted my brain into a gelatinous mass of sleep-deprived brain cells, buoyant in a cacophony of cries and children's songs. Honestly, the only thought of picking up a pencil was followed by a clobering impulse to stab it into my brain to form a makeshift lobotomy, but then I feared I would simply miss and puncture the segment which controlled my bowels which would only add to the staggering amount of diapers needing refreshing. But enough whining, onto the 80's music scored comeback montage, I've lost 33 pounds and counting, regained my illustrious seven hours of sleep and bought a new computer to replace my downed warriors whose lives were shortened by a faulty ssd (Dell sucks) and a bad motherboard.

Words make me tire, me go drawer know! zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzZZZZzzz