My new cut for my new gang, the Data Hogs!

AT&T has seen fit to cripple my download speeds for the fourth month in a row as I seemingly fall into a new gang of outlaws, the Data Hogs. The top 5% of cell phone unlimited data users have been targeted for, you know...actually using their phones. To celebrate my glutinous ways I have made a skin for my phone to show the world that I unabashedly am a 5%er through which I stream my Gangland and Anarchy exceeding with pleasure my 2gb allotment.

Coming back...surely but slowly.

It's been a bit of a downward slide productively this past year as my son has slowly converted my brain into a gelatinous mass of sleep-deprived brain cells, buoyant in a cacophony of cries and children's songs. Honestly, the only thought of picking up a pencil was followed by a clobering impulse to stab it into my brain to form a makeshift lobotomy, but then I feared I would simply miss and puncture the segment which controlled my bowels which would only add to the staggering amount of diapers needing refreshing. But enough whining, onto the 80's music scored comeback montage, I've lost 33 pounds and counting, regained my illustrious seven hours of sleep and bought a new computer to replace my downed warriors whose lives were shortened by a faulty ssd (Dell sucks) and a bad motherboard.

Words make me tire, me go drawer know! zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzZZZZzzz

How To Potty Train Your Dragon - Cake time!

My first Cake! I recently took a cake class to learn the basics of cake decorating at Christopher Garren's which left me with a blank canvas to gussy up. So I decided to do something fun and made a baby monster...I coincidentally just finished a week-long obsession with River Monsters: Unhooked which probably helped my decision making process.

What if Square made Zelda

A companion piece to an idea I had. What would it look like if Square, not Nintendo, had created Legend of Zelda.

Related new, I got Internet again! After being down for a week due to At&t figuring out I was tethering my iPhone without downgrading my data plan and being charged an additional $20 fee to share said downgraded 2gb data plan it feels good to be back and faster than ever.

Best ending evar! Portal 2.

Not really a spoiler per se, but Portal 2 has the best ending ever! Wheatley was right! If you do want some of the plot spoiled and understand my sketch then there are places you can go.

If Portal 2 was released in the 90's

The second of my Tiger hand-held game revival series, those rubbish adaptations of hit movies and games from the 90's. The point of the game is to move the portals up, down, left, and right so that your character doesn't slam into the floor below all the while trying to nab a piece of precious cake. As the game progresses the speed increases and your fall path gets more interesting. Lives are acquired with each 100,000 point increment.

For my next and last in the series I was thinking of either Team Fortress, Call of Duty: BO, or Plants Vs Zombies.

Shakespearean Tweets: The true history of Twitter

Before computers people used to communicate with others through less technical means. Poor Romeo, Twitter went down the night Juliet slept and he never got the tweet that she was in a coma, not dead.