Zelda: The Zombi King

Hey, if Red Dead Redemption can do a zombie game, why not Link?

And you shall know him by the trail of dead.

Of If Samson Was in a Norwegian Metal Band. I am undecided whether this was inspired by my endearment to Samson as he carved a wanton path of destruction or the new season of Metalpocalypse but here you go.

Tron + Star Wars posters

I don't know if you have ever compared the Tron poster and the original Star Wars poster, but it always bugged me as a kid how much the two looked similar...I was a strange kid. Still I thought it would be cool to merge them together while I am making my Tron Vader.

Random sketch time: Bane meets Batman

I have a hope to see a video game one day in the vein of Mega Man, where after defeating the boss you take his tech. This is clearly after the Bane level. No cape, just pure roid rage.

Midieval X-Men

Staring King Magnus, Phoenix Queen, Cycloso, Beast Horde the Barbarian, The Rogue Monk, and Cycle Son of the Ice Broad.

A quickie: Lawn signs part 2.5b beta 2.0

A quick update in-between the assorted mix of baby shower items.

Political Villains

It's been two years since my last batch of political signs and since the elections are big again this October I figured it was time for another batch. Here are the first two.

Superman 4: Wow...wow

Biproducts of watching Superman 4 on Starz this weekend. Seriously when I was a kid this film was amazing. Now when I watch them I must all logic out the window and enjoy it like an old WWF montage with an electrified Ultimate Warrior. I mean, these are reporters and they can't tell that Superman is Clark when they saw each of them within 5 seconds of each other? Lacy is in space with no protection and somehow survives that and a forced re-entry?!?! The moon rotates?!?!

A true Power Bracelet

I don't know if you have seen the most recent entry in the line of "magical" bracelets but this market is filled with crap hoodoo that sounds like an entry from The Onion. Anyway, I decided to make my own magical bracelet, one that actually works...well for Link anyway. Now available for 999 rupees.

Kill Bill

Man I can't wait for the new Bioshock...and it looks like I will have to, 20-frickin-12! I love the feel of the new environment, it's like Gangs of New York meets Bioshock.

Life after death: Be mindful where you bury.

Especially when you bury all the Mario unfortunates in a field of power ups, you're just asking for zombie trouble.

Life After Death: The Series

Remembering #293,839,298. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, Duck Tales was on and they finally played the scene from the opening where Scrooge and the evil guy scramble across a disintegrating floor. It was awesome...also I'm pretty sure my controller was broken.

Fight Club

One last (maybe) submission for Super Punch's Calvin And Hobbes Art Contest. This time in the flavor of Fight Club.

I hate The Clone Wars

I hate Star Wars: The Clone Wars. No, not the animated shorts; the CG show about the triumphs of pre-Vadar and his militant traitor master. Ya know, Vadar who led an assault on the Jedi and Rebel forces killing millions where he personally murdered a handful of children before most likely killing (or attempting to kill) his partner Ahsoka. Then you have the clone troopers who are the equivalent of SS soldiers and yet I am supposed to graft empathy to the hide of this demonic army? Then you have Yoda who is like Winston Churchill and even he's not likable, he just lets it all unfold like a dimwitted Muppet! Finally you have Emperor Palpatine who I just want to see die in every scene. So I pretty much just watch the show hoping one of the main cast will die and they will fail every mission, but they don't! They don't die! Ever!

So this is just me venting my frustration of the fact that I am watching the equivalent the adventures young Hitler and his Jewish sidekick...I hate this show.

Inception

I am finishing up a couple submissions for Super Punch's Calvin And Hobbes Art Contest. Buuut before I finish them I thought I'd just post the first, my tale of Calvin and the inception.