Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
This random thought is sponsored by 4 straight hours of plants vs zombies for the iPad. This would be my preferred version, the DC edition. You would have the flash who could speed past pea shooters, batman who can switch lanes and Superman who can only be beaten by kriptoplants.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
While playing the original Zelda (part of my list of games to play before the baby hits.) I was trapped in an endless struggle of man vs memory as I attempted to remember the route out of the lost woods. Sadly this is the way I live my life daily seeing as I have no navigational sense and must continually rely on gps to navigate me to the simplest and most common places. I have driven to Disneyland approximately a hundred times, each time like the first, lost and bewildered looking for the Matterhorn to poke from the sky.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
After a week devoted to alien genocide on the planet Reach and after hours of cut scenes and dramatic lens flare it finally dawned on me, this has to be the most retarded thing I've ever seen. I mean I am a space marine fighting intergalactic apes. Seriously this feels like it was copied from a 50's weird sci fi novel, years down the road people will look back and wonder how anyone could be entertained or frightened by this. Needless to say I was completely entertained and absolutely frightened of an ape carrying a grav hammer.
So I decided to do my interpretation of Halo if it was made in the 50's.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
My son Dean is going to be out of beta in just over 3 months and I've got some preparing to do. I've never understood why parent stick the crap bumper stickers about their six year olds making the honor list in a grade where bladder control is part of the curriculum. So I decided to make some stickers that I would be proud to brag about to the world. And since my child will grow up playing games that build character (and OCD) they would look like this;